Friday, August 15, 2014
Rifftrax vs. Godzilla 1998: Bambi's Revenge
That was the one riff they didn't use, but the Rifftrax crew used everything else when they took on the 1998 version of Godzilla Thursday night in Nashville, broadcast in hundred of theaters.
A lot of people wanted to see this big lizard go down for years, especially since it had the bright idea of ripping off Jurassic Park and adding a rom-com plot to the destruction. Judging from the reaction from those who saw the live show, maybe this wasn't the best choice for the Rifftrax guys to make. It's not exactly a bunch of gung-ho teens blasting big bugs, or Tara Reid and that guy from 90210 taking on a deadly storm with teeth. Still, the movie's a lesson that when you remake a classic monster movie, you don't add a lame reboot of When Harry Met Sally.
Still, it seems Rifftrax fans prefer their heroes to take on really bad, and shorter, movies like Yambao or Beast of the Yellow Night. Maybe so, they should continue their Kickstarter projects to take on bigger,yet not better, movies. One day, the dream of targeting Twilight in theaters nationwide will be fulfilled, although Sharknado 2 will likely be done first.
The timing of the crew also seemed to be off. They stumbled on a couple of riffs, but it was a good job anyway.
Now, let's get to some of the riffs.
Matthew Broderick stands in the paw print of Godzilla, and has this shocked look on his face.
My God, I married Sarah Jessica Parker?
An old guy tries to fish in the in the East River...and gets a very big bite.
Ironically, he reels in Rodan, and has to throw him back
Godzilla starts wrecking buildings in the middle of New York
Oh no, we're in Inception. Everybody wake up.
Godzilla chases everyone, stepping on buildings
Godzilla's into parkour. (In fact, the crew marveled at how fit the big lzard looked, compared to the 2014 Godzilla looking a little chunky)
One of the most puzzling things about Broderick in the movie, recalled by a guy from the Rifftrax forum:
Why is everyone acting like he's Channing Tatum?
Audrey, the fake TV reporter, sees a secret tape on Nick's desk
Top Secret. Can we watch that instead?
Mini-Godzillas start hatching at Madison Square Garden, and chase Audrey and her cameraman
The velociraptors from Jurassic Park have acquired a legal team.
Godzilla, who was thought to be dead, emerges from the river after its babies are dead
Oh no, it's King Kong.
and the big guys's final words: "See you in a forgettable remake in 16 years". Well, at least the remake was worthy of a sequel.
There's also riffs on Game of Thrones, Woody Allen, a pro wrestling idea that never caught on, Dukes of Hazzard, Ladyhawke, Ted Nugent, Dr. Strangelove, The Expendables and Ninja Turtles. There was also a riff when Jean Reno's character opens an elevator at the Garden and just finds spilled popcorn. Mike stumbled on this one, but recovered pretty well.
Before all that, Rifftrax unveiled a new animated intro that will be added to all future releases. The song is pretty good, although it's not exactly like the MST theme. There's also great references from past Rifftrax movies, and even a spaceship we know all too well. Here, take a look:
You can get the intro at the Rifftrax site for 99 cents, and the song at the same price. The song is also available on iTunes.
Next up, the other Kickstarter special on October 30, Anaconda with Ice Cube, Jennifer Lopez, Eric Stoltz, Owen Wilson and Jon Voight. It's basically Moby Hiss, or a crazy guy forcing some people to hunt a really big snake in the Amazon. This was made a year before Godzilla, so expect CGI that's even more lame.
One more thing: here's my ticket with a nickname for Godzilla that thankfully never caught on in 1998