Friday, April 14, 2017
Kung-FOOEY! Rifftrax Opens Year With Samurai Cop
If Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 has taught us anything, it's that the world's supply of bad movies is more eternal than oil, natural gas or reality shows.
A prime example is Samurai Cop, where a San Diego cop who's an alleged samurai but is more like a Disneyland version of Tarzan battles an evil Japanese gang. He even makes time with a restaurant owner, and is pleased his hair's better than hers.
It's also the first live show for Rifftrax's new season. The riffs are almost exactly like the VOD version, but they edited it twice and actually made it a bit more bearable.
A murder scene that accidentally included a bare breast was taken out, along with a scene where Yamashita (Robert Z'Dar) tried to force a female cop to tell him where Samurai Cop lived. His method? Boiling oil from a frying pan.
These were wise moves because the original version has more sex and maybe a rape scene. If only they edited out Matt Hatton, who is just terrible as the samurai cop.
But then that's the point.
As a live show, though, it was great, especially for those who never saw the VOD version. I did a couple of days before, and could tell where they changed the riffs. What really made the show enjoyable was the ending theme song that Kevin Murphy made. Fans should stay through the credits for that, and the massive number of people who wore their MST3K revival shirts. Some guy even brought his Tom Servo with the cop's hair.
OK, here's the riffs
Yamashita beheads a possible witness by sneaking into the hospital (and wait'll you see how)
Original: OK, that guy's head was the first item in our scavenger hunt
Live: Just get a rear view window, please
"What's an all-American girl like you doing with a geek like this?"
Original: So racist
Live: Head-cutting Yakusa bosses, geeks.
Here's a riff I missed the first time:
"I can read eyes"
but that's the only letter I know.
They also added riffs on New Kids on the Block, Road House, and United Airlines.
There was a short before the main movie called Manners in School. It's about an Our Gang character who is upset with having to skip recess to clean the blackboards. He draws a stick-figure guy, who winds up setting the kid straight even at the threat of being erased.
By the way, they also showed the Netflix MST3K trailer to remind people a new era is coming. Kevin and Bill, though, didn't talk about their return as Bobo and Observer. It would have been great, though.
The next live show will be in June, where they'll look at several cheesy shorts. It will include the Mads along with Bridget Nelson and Mary Jo Pehl, and some secret guests. Maybe one of them will be wearing a jump suit.